Financial Woes!

Q. What if we have a great depression?

A. We may have to raise rats for meat, in our DRYERS!

I don't know how to skin a rat, what if I make a deal with you: you skin the rats and I let you eat one that I raised

(P.S. this was a terrible nightmare that I had. I am glad to know that if it comes down to it, I will eat a rat though, and not die. Which is not to be take for granted).